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OKAY I AM KIND OF TERRIFIED TO WAKE UP TOMORROW BECAUSE MY DAD AND I ARE GONNA DRIVE ON THE FREEWAY

AND I AM GOING TO BE THE ONE DRIVING

AND I HATE THE FREEWAY AND I AM REALLY SCARED BUT I THINK I AM GOING TO FINALLY CONQUER MY FEAR OF IT TOMORROW AROUND NOON.
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astropolice:

huggbutts:

didneyworl-no-uta:

superkianagalaxy:

purdaldoo:

in different languages

you’re welcome

it’s time for me to leave

There is no God

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY IN FRENCH

i’m chkokign on m y honhey chickekn kadlfshdgasjDFAKWLE

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF

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oh my god i am roleplayin with this girl as eridan and she’s flirting with me and grabbin at my crotch and shit within the first 3 seconds of talking to me

her: hi there
eridan: wwhat the fuck do you wwant landdwweller
her: -she smiles and grabs ahold of your penis-
eridan: wwell thats one wway to say hello, christ
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LEAVE ME YOUR STEAM ACCOUNTS SO I CAN ADD YOU ALL AND WE CAN PLAY GAMES TOGETHER.

AND WE CAN TRADE HATS, TOO.
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